lol

lol

got69wivesatm:

niqabisinparis:

girl wearing Islamic clothing walks up to you seductively. you’re curious as to what she’s hiding inside. perhaps some sexy lingerie. she slowly removes her clothes only to reveal more Islamic clothing. you’re suddenly in 7th century Arabia. you’re being beheaded for sexual harassment. she was the sheikh’s daughter. this was a set up. innah lillah wa innah ilaihi rajiuun. 

😂 😂 😂

Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin?

skuxest:

virginity is a social construct baby

you’re a hoe, aren’t you?

“Battyman fi dead”

– Alexander the Great

order-zeff:

arboresqu:

gdi-fridays:

It’s time again

"Tunak Tunak Tun" (Punjabi: ਤੁਣਕ ਤੁਣਕ ਤੁਣ) or "Tunak", is a bhangra/pop love song by Indian artist Daler Mehndi released in 1998. At the time, critics complained that Mehndi’s music was only popular due to his videos that featured beautiful women dancing. Mehndi’s response was to create a video that featured only himself.

also gosh the lyrics to this are actually really sweet & great i never realised

this song is the shit :U yes goood